My Little Friend
Sun ,21/01/2007
This is the cute little penguin candy dispenser I bought at Hallmark after Christmas (75% off Mom!!)Â And the lovely large penguin cookie jar I got for Christmas!
You are supposed to open him up and fill him with candy.
Then after you put his head back on, you push him down and he “Poops” out the candy. So we tried filling him with Boston Baked Beans, because, well, they are fairly small and let’s face it they kinda look like little poop pellets.
But, alas, the boston baked beans were to large and constipated the smaller bird. But in the process of trying to make the beans work, Brittney told Declan that “yes, it was actually penguin poop” and of course I had to back her up. So he walks around asking for some penguin poop to eat occasionally, which is very funny to me, but will probably be at least a couple of sessions of therapy for the child when he grows up.
So then we tried lemon heads, but they to alas have constipated the penguin. We have unclogged him, but I am at a loss for what kind of candy he can dispense. Any suggestions???
*sorry about the length of this entry, but it just would have taken longer to describe it in words!